She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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