Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
