ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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