I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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