i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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