need another drink. this is the easiest way
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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