So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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