So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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