just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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