He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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