i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The struggles of a small town man whore
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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