have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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