I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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