I'm lost and stupid without you.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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