i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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