dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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