Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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