why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my shit smells like andre
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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