Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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