He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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