As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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