saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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