Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
