Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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