He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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