'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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