the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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