she woke up with a sticky ear
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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