that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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