we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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