So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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