Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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