Where did you get a picture of my penis
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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