We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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