I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
so let's talk penis.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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