I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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