It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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