That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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