Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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