Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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