we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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