she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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