Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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