My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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