I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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