Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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