She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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