I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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