did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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