if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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