i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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