Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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