I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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