chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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